The Ninja Princess

For some reason this Chinese chick wouldn't leave Elaine alone. She must not know what important things Elaine was up to. Like making up important things to do. Well, at least she got her kimono, now if she could find a time machine, she would could fit in with this culture. "I should get a school girl outfit."

"The internet couldn't handle it."

"The internet is out of touch with reality."

"The Internet is reality. Life is just a collection of experiences playing out for the examination of the Internet."

"Blowin' my mind corgi." Crowded streets never parted for anyone, but the flow never ceased. You picked one direction, followed it, and stopped paying attention to where you were supposed to be. Elaine wondered if those ethics got Japan so technologically advanced.

"I feel like our efforts are being more trivial than normal."

"That's a stupid word, because now I don't know what you mean."

"We're walking in circles."

"If I Googled trivial I doubt that's what it would mean."

"We're now talking in them too."

"Walking and talking is dangerous at the same time. You forget Chinese ladies are following you if you talk for too long. Luckily, you're a really boring person to listen to."

The circling flow of enlightenment, technology, and Google could never fully circle the sheer magnitude of Japan. In the time the duo would need to span the full width of the city, the banality of their meager conversations would eventually fall into repetition and completely replay themselves again and again. "I understand the universe now."

"I'm so proud."

((I... am entering another difficult time irl and find the need to start ending posts prematurely to decrease my distractions. Let us save this storyline for the future. Until then, To Be Continued.))